{"product_id":"hot-soup-hat","title":"Hot Soup Hat","description":"\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eIt started with a teacher navigating a crowded hallway — arms raised, pretending to carry a bowl, yelling \u003cem\u003e\"Hot Soup Coming Through!\"\u003c\/em\u003e Students parted like the Red Sea. Nobody wanted to get burned.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eThe move got passed down. Now it works at bars, crowded sidewalks, family reunions, airport terminals — anywhere you need to cut through. It's stupid. It works every time.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eThis hat is for the people who know. And for the ones who don't know yet — they're about to ask.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eMid-profile, structured 5-panel snapback. Large-head friendly. Spot clean only, air dry — don't throw it in the wash.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Old Indian Supply Co.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52785634247019,"sku":null,"price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0908\/8240\/8811\/files\/Untitled_Project_-_illustrationImage_4.png?v=1773882557","url":"https:\/\/oldindiansupplyco.com\/products\/hot-soup-hat","provider":"Old Indian Supply Co.","version":"1.0","type":"link"}